So, John Waterwalker came back from the civil war and ground beef was introduced into the average American diet; Ground beef began when soldiers died on the battle field and instead of burying them, they buried the uniforms with name badges to prevent large mass graves but put the bodies through meat processors wheeled to battle fields on wagons and they mixed it with bugs so that we might be equal but then he got back home, he noticed the people already ate some of the processed meat and he never did. He ate the beans only and caught fish when they had a chance but the people all tried to say somehow that they wanted to inherit his boots and his uniform and his house too; his uncle did and his cousins and then so he took off long enough to San Diego (founded in 1549) and he warned the local constabulary that his father and mother might have had some separation anxieties and so they all wrote their own versions of his will to be the only one, having eaten some skallywag new arrivals who had fought for the South, and the Sherriff and other authorities told them all to go home while they all lined up to inherit at the Court as if the court would perpetrate a fraud and they were told you dont really know who or what you are when you dishonor yourselves like damn fools and the very memory of your family but he's down the road...send him a wired message to 914-539-7655. The Dog ate your supper!