Don't ask me to be changing any diapers since you would never be asked to cut the lawn when people are tired or wash the vehicles and don't read any female Sh&T about this since you should not ask or make it an issue. You got a good man and never say he needs to get in touch with his maternal side or any side because that is your job; just like you treat he kitchen like it is your job but leave clearing drains to the man side or the professionals while your input is always helpful and heeded but you don't need to take the plunger out of anyone's hand. We could also say it like this: sorry me love but I can't...I just can't get involved in any nappies since me mates...you see. They might think I went off me rocker and became a....can't use those words in this house though innit? Let's also say it like this: It is not that I do not understand that you are tired but I have helped you rest in every other way with your feet, tea, roast duck, washing clothes and all of the cleaning and building an extra room for your mother with a little help from friends and it seems you are best suited for this most natural, honorable and dutiful role. I also have to kill my zombie relative from the West Indies who seems to resent my Ikea can opener which really is the same as the Sears can opener but it was $1.00 cheaper as he thinks that because I was raised in 'new' and went to a 'newer' school building then my cushions and flooring might be too white and he seems to fear that I will not propagate the culture in the house hold with some from of West Indianish art that would have to include some of my own photos that he also seems to have printed and tried to sell in the purposes of saying that he does not really know where he comes from or what his ancestry is but he and others like him in the year 1830 settled down emotionally after slavery when they were told to just take white or black and go with it....but this is out of order since he seems to do nothing else but resent and fear you will never propagate his world view and I must have seen some coconut oil around this kitchen; the West Indian and te gourmet organic one since white people or...what I mean to say is Eurasian Arawaks along with Afro Eurasian Arawaks love that flavor in their beef goulash with a little coriander.
Don't ask me to be changing any diapers since you would never be asked to cut the lawn when people are tired or wash the vehicles and don't read any female Sh&T about this since you should not ask or make it an issue. You got a good man and never say he needs to get in touch with his maternal side or any side because that is your job; just like you treat he kitchen like it is your job but leave clearing drains to the man side or the professionals while your input is always helpful and heeded but you don't need to take the plunger out of anyone's hand. We could also say it like this: sorry me love but I can't...I just can't get involved in any nappies since me mates...you see. They might think I went off me rocker and became a....can't use those words in this house though innit? Let's also say it like this: It is not that I do not understand that you are tired but I have helped you rest in every other way with your feet, tea, roast duck, washing clothes and all of the cleaning and building an extra room for your mother with a little help from friends and it seems you are best suited for this most natural, honorable and dutiful role.
I also have to kill my zombie relative from the West Indies who seems to resent my Ikea can opener which really is the same as the Sears can opener but it was $1.00 cheaper as he thinks that because I was raised in 'new' and went to a 'newer' school building then my cushions and flooring might be too white and he seems to fear that I will not propagate the culture in the house hold with some from of West Indianish art that would have to include some of my own photos that he also seems to have printed and tried to sell in the purposes of saying that he does not really know where he comes from or what his ancestry is but he and others like him in the year 1830 settled down emotionally after slavery was abolished when they were told to just take white or black and go with it...while some of their sons have become clergy in Oklahoma after managing super markets in Georgia for a very long time as they meditate on being the King of David but this is out of order since he seems to do nothing else but resent and fear you will never propagate his world view and I must have seen some coconut oil around this kitchen; the West Indian and te gourmet organic one since white people or...what I mean to say is Eurasian Arawaks along with Afro Eurasian Arawaks love that flavor in their beef goulash with a little coriander.
Let's take a look at some of the photos he will see in a kithen near my can opener:
I also have to kill my zombie relative from the West Indies who seems to resent my Ikea can opener which really is the same as the Sears can opener but it was $1.00 cheaper as he thinks that because I was raised in 'new' and went to a 'newer' school building then my cushions and flooring might be too white and he seems to fear that I will not propagate the culture in the house hold with some from of West Indianish art that would have to include some of my own photos that he also seems to have printed and tried to sell in the purposes of saying that he does not really know where he comes from or what his ancestry is but he and others like him in the year 1830 settled down emotionally after slavery was abolished when they were told to just take white or black and go with it...while some of their sons have become clergy in Oklahoma after managing super markets in Georgia for a very long time as they meditate on being the King of David but this is out of order since he seems to do nothing else but resent and fear you will never propagate his world view and I must have seen some coconut oil around this kitchen; the West Indian and te gourmet organic one since white people or...what I mean to say is Eurasian Arawaks along with Afro Eurasian Arawaks love that flavor in their beef goulash with a little coriander.
Let's take a look at some of the photos he will see in a kithen near my can opener:
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