New research indicates that only women with a ghetto great grandmother regardless of complexion or a grandmother who was a sex worker reads Cosmopolitan. The intention is to target them and keep them in a certain milieu that is to reproduce itself in younger females in the name of some kind of wickered, wicked social authority that is evidently as obvious as Emporer Palpatine in its pulsing evil and sterile people after Sunday dinner. It will always have tremendous readership for its entertainment and bitterness rant value that says all human beings are dogs. Don't you get to understand one side of women as a boy growing up when you peak at your older female cousin's collection of magazines? Read more!

But, ghetto women really want Pilsbury pastries to cook, quiet Sunday dinners and one hour of conversation once a day with their spouses while they lay down and rub up with each other but only one minute of  'you know'  is really needed. That is what the women say! But, it usually turns out to be 2-3 minutes with running 4 flights of steps a day with a chip of ginger that you swallow or whatever the men's advisory magazine says; not aspirin.    They want common law unions with less stress but many celebrations every Sunday. They want 'H and M' kitchen ware. They want a sense of quiet family life. They want a good book to read on the internet on Amazon Fire who is releasing a further season of Mad Dogs; the Jamaica protocol which is a Collywood(Caribbean Film industry) venture with various major studios. There is nothing to hide! They want faithful unions, good salsa and R and B that sounds like Inspiration by Pevin Everett. They want to buy nice new and used vehicles. They want thankful Sunday dinners and to be able to tell their children to dream a big educational and career dream that they will support before and after graduation to the final fulfilment but they should not think they were the first in the family to graduate since Granny chucked her father's papers to feel like she was finally the authority of the family. Granny also chucked her son's degree papers to ensure she had no challengers in the authority she wanted as the one to tell the final story and the great great granny put an end to all of it when she realised other families were trying to get her to encourage her granddaughter to fight everything they prayed for; other families from Sam Sharpe Town and no one knows why since it is always ultimately one family or people that needs to walk good with good duppies; boon noon noonus- laugh till you belly bust! Look at the photo of Warren's penis right here!